Big Brood

… when you get out of your car, you feel like you’ve seen this at the circus before.

… you’ve ever heard: “You know how that happens, don’t you?”

… whenever you look at cars passing on the road, you’re silently tallying the number of seats.

… every once-in-a-while you walk into your living room and think to yourself: Hey, where did all these kids come from!?

… you go out to a buffet, they ask you “How many kids?” and it’s a hard question for you to answer.

… you feel like you’re attending a kid’s party, at all times.

… your “sporty” car is a minivan.

… you buy your beef in half-cow increments. (Hey, it’s cheaper that way!)

… you get excited over cheap 25lb bags of Pinto beans at Sam’s club.

… You go to a potluck and leave with more food than you brought.